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In a recent interview conducted at PMO in New Delhi, our PM decided to speak to one of the most famous journalist, who also happens to be my very good friend, Mr. Faking (combination of Fake and Singh) about Independence Day and his views on it.

This is just an excerpt from the complete interview. Actually he hardly spoke anything and  we have decided to print the whole interview as an Independence day bonus for you

Mr. Faking : Sir, a very good afternoon…What message would you like to give to the citizens of this country?

PM : Well…I would like to give one crystal clear message  “Rahul Gandhi is our next PM and they are going to force me to retire soon.”

Mr. Faking: Ooopps…You got me wrong sir. I actually did not want to know about your future. I wanted to know about the economical scene and the future of our country…By the way, your last statement was very informative and has been a talk of the political circle for quite some time.

PM: Ohhh sorry ji…This guy digvijay has made my life difficult and I keep repeating this statement because of the diggy-tizzy effect he has had on me. He goes out in the public and says such stupid stuff ji ki bas i loose it. Anyway coming to your question, I would like to tell everyone

“No matter what happens to Yankees in America or  Angrejs in England. Recession or no recession, we will survive. We will survive because we have always survived…I have survived pranab, chidambram and will survive digvijay too and I am sure country will survive too”

Mr. Faking : Sir…sorry to interrupt you, why are you discussing your political future when we want a statement for the citizens of country.

PM : (A bit annoyed starts mumbling) Soniya ji where are you??? This dumb guy from viewphporia.me is making my life very difficult. Why did you have to go to hospital and leave me to these vultures? Opposition is already all over me and then I have a Foreign Minister, who has the disease of forgetting in parliament and to add to my vows, I have to baby sit your son for future.

Realizing that Mr. Faking is getting desperate for an answer, PM regains his composure and starts again

Well what I meant was “We will survive. Let me elaborate it for you, Mr. Ramdev, our esteemed yoga guru survived our lathi charge by wearing a Sari, Anna hazare has till date survived all fasts and I have survived Advani ji.

This is the spirit of survival, which is inbuilt in us, by virtue of being Indians and my message to everyone is, I am handing economy and till the time I am there at the top of chain, I will ensure every one survives.

Speaking of survival, we have survived Bird flues, we have survived pakistan’s militants and most importantly we have survived our corrupt politicians. Now before you start calling me corrupt, Mr. Faking. I am not a politician, I am an economist stuck in a wrong job but just because I stay quite does not make me week or insecure…I am happy being Soniya ji’s shield and Rahul ji’s caretaker.

Let me end this interview by wishing everyone a very Happy Independence Day.

Mr. Faking : Sir…One last question. What would you like to do to/with corrupt leaders in our Country?

PM : I would personally like to send them all to Pakistan or Libya on a vacation paid by Governmnet but my hands are tied by ***** ji. Actually why am i even talking about it?

Mr. Faking leaves the PMO confused on whether it was Independence Day or Survivor’s Day.

p.s : for all the not so desperate reads awaiting our next entry for banana republic award, you might have to wait a bit longer. Mr. Gaddaffi is hiding in a bunker due to attacks from NATO and has expressed his inability to be around for some time. The awards cannot be given without him and we might have to wait a little longer than usual.

Please bear with us and till I write next, Happy Independence Day.

Jai Hind!!!